tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18447189002086705002024-03-13T00:38:35.118-04:00things they should invent<a href="http://www.thingstheyshouldinvent.com" title="you and whose army?"><p align="left"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/441508746_ff0899d373_o.jpg"></p></a>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.comBlogger187125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-81565807992553988942009-01-02T17:20:00.007-05:002009-01-02T17:41:43.576-05:00mad men<object width="410" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ArZRWJwKdWs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ArZRWJwKdWs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />congratulations, you're married to niles leonard.<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-62649149439002045512008-11-16T19:24:00.003-05:002008-11-16T19:29:07.015-05:00pig leather?<a href=http://www.heelsforless.com/tek9.asp?pg=products&specific=jpoqgoh0 target="_blank" title="Order Now!"><img src=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/3036367410_925cb8d66e_o.jpg></a>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-31692553415349733872008-10-17T13:59:00.006-04:002008-10-17T14:17:02.758-04:00dressing up<br>it's time for more pro-tips from <a href=http://www.videogum.com target="_blank">gabe</a> and <a href=http://www.maxsilvestri.com target="_blank">max</a>!<br /><br /><object width="410" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pZXPE9he7IE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pZXPE9he7IE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="344"></embed></object><br />science doesn't even know how they stay so cool while looking so hot, and science knows EVERYTHING.<br /><br />[ this video is brought to you by the online part of <a href=http://video.men.style.com/index.jsp?auto_band=x&rf=sv&fr_story=FRdamp308469 target="_blank">Details Magazine</a>. ]sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-3552980535288037292008-10-16T12:09:00.003-04:002008-10-16T12:12:58.598-04:00growing upa year ago I hated both children and lobster, but now that I'm older I love this:<br /><br /><object width="410" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J95dJCeBZVg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J95dJCeBZVg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />wow!sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-85514955759067456442008-10-07T16:55:00.009-04:002008-10-07T17:26:08.943-04:00pray for mojo<embed src="http://services.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/1137883380" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=1840617427&playerId=1137883380&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="410" height="412" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swLiveConnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed><br /><br />who took the jam out of the narrator's doughnut? seriously, he is so annoyed. anyway, this cements my belief that any time something is about a monkey, it's racist. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">RELATED: </span><a href=http://www.peoplewholooklikemonkeys.com target="_blank">people who look like moneys</a><br /><br />right?<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-22016521565398851602008-10-07T11:54:00.012-04:002008-10-07T14:08:57.359-04:00family matters<blockquote><span style="background-color: #CCFFFF"><a href=http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/02/Watermelon-eating_dog_prompts_stabbing/UPI-65331222963810/ target="_blank"><span style="font-weight:bold;">BOSTON, Oct. 2 (UPI) --</span></a> A dog eating a watermelon helped cause a Boston man to repeatedly stab himself to prove to his brother he wasn't afraid of pain, police say.</span></blockquote> <img src=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/87833032_91a18b3b0a.jpg?v=0 height=100> <img src=http://www.almostcool.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/ezwatermelon.jpg height=100> <img src=http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/17_2008/Picture%2015.larger_0.jpg height=100><br /><blockquote><span style="background-color: #CCFFFF">A police report said the two unidentified brothers got into an argument this week after a dog belonging to one of the men consumed a watermelon owned by his brother, the Boston Herald said Thursday.</span></blockquote><img src=http://www.projectthinice.org/images/thumbnails_big/fighting.jpg width=410><br /><blockquote><span style="background-color: #CCFFFF">Tuesday's argument over the missing watermelon escalated into a shouting match between the siblings that allegedly caused one brother to repeatedly stab himself in order to show he didn't care if he got hurt, police say.</span></blockquote><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">RELATED:</span><br /><object width="410" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/5fp5MK3K9uUbXE_mj1iooA"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/5fp5MK3K9uUbXE_mj1iooA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="410" height="296"></embed></object><br /><br />seriously though, GO SOX!<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-16953521058443003232008-10-03T11:33:00.011-04:002008-10-03T13:24:02.327-04:00SMART.<br>this guy used craigslist to Thomas Crown Affair a Bank of America!!1!<br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="327" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=60247" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"> <param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&photo_secret=758606d0c0&photo_id=2910304964"></param> <param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=60247"></param> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"></param> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=60247" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&photo_secret=758606d0c0&photo_id=2910304964" height="327" width="400"></embed></object><br /><br />his getaway car was an innertube! he floated down Freedom Creek in an innertube with all of the money, and nobody stopped him.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.seattlechoralcompany.org/Images/applause.jpg" width="410"><br /><br />"so then we're like, 'hmmm...'"<br /><br /><img src="http://www.aegsc.org/chapters/inlandempire/shortcourses/1_20070428_dr.%20mccalpin%20receiving%20award.jpg" width="410"><br /><br />all of the awards. everyone involved with this, every award.sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-49214274141427387122008-10-03T01:49:00.008-04:002008-10-03T02:34:52.243-04:00with friends like these, who needs Michigan<br><img src=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3191/2908444653_4a095fbca3_o.jpg><br /><br />politics, whatever. no one comes here for that (or at all, for anything.) I'm only even doing this to say that if you send five dollars to my webpage, I will personally make you a t-shirt that says I GOT RAPED BY SARAH PALIN AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS BUTTHOLE CANCER and also that I will give your five dollars back if you promise to wear it. <br /><br />email for details. <br /><br />act fast, supplies are completely retarded.sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-56699004923011557202008-10-01T11:15:00.007-04:002008-10-01T15:51:11.846-04:00colonel panic<img src=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/2893806072_90f242042a_o.jpg width=410><br /><br />get it? <br /><br />we're married. <br /><br />that is a picture of my husband, taken right after he broke my other computer a few days ago by shooting the inside of it with guns.sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-3510597258921082732008-09-26T15:13:00.004-04:002008-09-26T17:24:46.071-04:00weather reportrain forever with a chance that it will keep raining after the first rain never stops.<br /><br /><img src=http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/hats/fun/umbrella-hat-big.jpg width=410><br /><br />this is like the time that guy said "I'm no weather man, but I'd say you're gettin' ten inches tonight..." to that girl.<br /><br /><img src=http://blog.writersdigest.com/writerslife/content/binary/cancun_spring_break_mexgb11.jpg width=410><br /><br />because I'm also not a weatherman.sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-57766707044565749892008-09-23T20:22:00.014-04:002008-09-25T17:51:52.797-04:00concert review<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.musictheorymadesimple.com/files/1914714/uploaded/PianoMan.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 10px 0 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://www.musictheorymadesimple.com/files/1914714/uploaded/PianoMan.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>The show took place, in a place where shows are held. It was good, except for the second half, and some of the first half. After the show ended everyone left, but they didn't all go to the same place, which is fine because not everyone showed up together or knew each other. I am guessing some of them went home, and probably others went to a bar, or to meet up with friends. I think I saw a couple hailing a cab out front, but there is no way to know where they went after that. One thing I do know, though, is that the show cost ten dollars and that most people paid to get in. –<span style="font-style:italic;">SCM</span><br /><br />[look for this review in a local paper very soon]sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-83027757906488730752008-09-17T00:04:00.004-04:002008-09-25T17:47:32.189-04:00hot dog machine<img src=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3136/2887844907_1b4dc663fe_o.jpg><br />this does what a blender does, but to hotdogs. <br /><br /><br /><object width="410" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M77gl2372oQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M77gl2372oQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />he can't wait to try it, it looks so good!sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-23944415063231805862008-07-28T10:47:00.004-04:002014-12-24T15:44:07.739-05:00pause<a href="http://aroundofapplausewithtravisandandrew.blogspot.com/2008/07/episode-4-youre-in-big-leagues-now.html" target="_blank">A Round of Applause with Travis and Andrew</a> really is the best thing you could be listening to right now.sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-24315287106705345312008-06-23T13:25:00.003-04:002008-06-23T13:26:44.394-04:00a post to the post who posts the post post<br><br /><a href=http://www.bucleta.com target="_blank">I love this.</a><br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-28169531525290201442008-05-19T01:22:00.010-04:002008-05-19T02:17:28.702-04:00if a blog posts in the forest, but nobody reads it...Come to this party!<br /><br /><img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2335/2491809639_7ba2e63d1a_o.jpg width=410><br /><br />The entire cast of the <a href=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1225901 target="_blank">Beverly Hills, 90210 remake</a> will be there!<br /><br /><img src=http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/beverly_hills_90210_spinoff.jpg width=410><br /><br />So yeah, Michael from The Wire will be there and he's bringing Aunt Becky. I think Michael plays Brendon in the remake, but an adopted Brendon with behavioral problems. One of those problems is how good he is at killing people. Another problem is that they're remaking 90210.<br /><br /><img src=http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/ap/76ee4127-4cd2-45cd-abd8-aff2e7a4b0d6.hmedium.jpg width=410><br /><br />You look good, girl. Come to this party.<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-42341736605163954252008-04-11T10:53:00.002-04:002008-04-11T10:56:43.837-04:00come to this party<img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2123/2405767688_7d796ae1df_o.jpg width=410><br /><br />remember friends, a verbal agreement is legally binding and so many of you have already said yes.<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-42164964698117002562008-03-11T13:04:00.008-04:002008-03-11T17:10:54.573-04:00(w)rap it up, nerdI found my old video diary, everyone:<br /><object width="410" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yQYn7LSwUzM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yQYn7LSwUzM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="410" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Oh man, I forgot all about Judy. What a doorknob! "Clout" was such a funny nickname we had for AIDS back then. I wonder what ever happened to that tie and all of my old dance moves and street friends...<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-58711781885317521642008-03-07T16:39:00.005-05:002008-03-07T16:46:13.450-05:00ow!<img src=http://a672.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_8e305d3f15dbd602502d8bb239bc8c77.jpg width=410><br /><br />what?<br /><a href=http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=20126 target="_blank">oh. totally.</a><br />what?<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-41284680581549345182008-03-06T12:14:00.001-05:002008-03-06T12:16:37.928-05:00just because<object width="410" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eBGIQ7ZuuiU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eBGIQ7ZuuiU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="410" height="355"></embed></object>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-71897109498692338882008-02-22T15:28:00.009-05:002008-02-22T16:24:36.998-05:00skanks, but no skanks<a href=http://www.skaspace.com target="_blank">SkaSpace.com</a> is a place where you can <br /><img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2042/2284620054_b63957597c_o.jpg>which is great, and was missing for so long.<br /><br />Wait. You really did just say "Am I Ska Or Not" right?<br /><br />Okay, good.<br /><br /><img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2311/2283823341_1608b1251a_o.jpg><br />Mixing stripes and checkers is SO first wave, sk00b!<br /><br /><img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/2284611502_bddc7f0e2a_o.jpg><br />Sammy Soska is killin it in the Dr. Seuss hat!!1!!1!<br /><br /><img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2057/2284611672_6f93265765_o.jpg><br />YOU ARE WEARING A SLIPKNOT SHIRT, SKA!<br /><br /><img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2134/2283823319_05c1bd38aa_o.jpg><br />His mohawk is painted on the wall which is SKA CENTRAL STATION!<br /><br /><img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2412/2284611548_24d4c96058_o.jpg><br />"This guy is making us all look bad." -the other guy<br /><br /><img src=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3125/2283823265_47ca6072e6_o.jpg><br />"So am I." -him<br /><br /><br />Anyway, I wanted to make fun of this, but then I realized that if someone made a social network just for me, that came with it's own version of Hot or Not, it would look like this:<br /><br /><img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2074/2284611744_e23e00aab8_o.jpg><br /><br /><img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2318/2283823693_35acc61515_o.jpg><br /><br /><img src=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2283823773_0cafed0af5_o.jpg><br /><br /><img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2063/2283823825_cc61d1339b_o.jpg><br /><br /><br />Oh, and I'd like to thank my boyfriend for being every single person in every one of these pictures.<br /><br />Have a good vampire weekend, y'all.<br /><br />SKA!<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-79723545640225150202008-02-21T17:12:00.006-05:002008-02-21T22:46:40.201-05:00fat man to mars<a href=http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments><img src=http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/exercisingeffect.jpg width=410></a><br /><br /><a href=http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments target="_blank">this</a> is amazing. <br /><br />you really did it this time.<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-89673643567221554482008-02-18T13:26:00.004-05:002008-02-18T13:43:13.728-05:00the day in picturesthis is me, you guys:<br /><img src=http://www.frogview.com/uploadimages1/47908c710f8be1.28481532frogview-gallery.jpg width=410><br /><br />I'm at work. I'm at work today, and I'm making this face about it:<br /><img src=http://www.frogview.com/uploadimages1/47908c70b45f56.04166007frogview-gallery.jpg width=410><br /><br />and this is you, celebrating president's day:<br /><img src=http://www.frogview.com/uploadimages1/47908c70721fb2.57856468frogview-gallery.jpg width=410><br /><br />dad's so proud of you on your day off:<br /><img src=http://www.frogview.com/uploadimages1/47908c6fcc3012.55176788frogview-gallery.jpg width=410><br /><br />meanwhile, I'm still like:<br /><img src=http://www.frogview.com/uploadimages1/47908c72816302.73822030frogview-gallery.jpg width=410><br /><br />...<br /><br /><img src=http://www.frogview.com/uploadimages1/47908c72d487c5.34315987frogview-gallery.jpg width=410><br />PUT THE FOOD IN HERE MOM, I'M NOT FAT ENOUGH YET.<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-17155018928619339022008-02-15T16:56:00.005-05:002008-02-15T17:02:57.916-05:00guten tag<object width="410" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9UiUsA_4fC0&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9UiUsA_4fC0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="410" height="355"></embed></object><br />yes. the answer is yes.sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-5717382414605187172008-02-11T15:00:00.000-05:002008-02-11T15:06:55.378-05:00all I can say is that my life is pretty plain<br><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1V4KMw7LdHE/R7CqPvMWIrI/AAAAAAAAACw/IZmCImI5TJk/s1600-h/image076.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1V4KMw7LdHE/R7CqPvMWIrI/AAAAAAAAACw/IZmCImI5TJk/s400/image076.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165815959936967346" /></a><br /><br /><a href=http://www.beedogs.com target="_blank">Beedogs.com</a> is a place for dogs in bee costumes.<br /><br>sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844718900208670500.post-22886482609252390332008-02-06T14:15:00.000-05:002008-02-06T14:45:43.365-05:00where my girls at?I saw this on TV. I love this.<br /><object width="410"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v-e2N8byxBA&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v-e2N8byxBA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="410" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Soooo.... what do you want to be when you grow up? Is it a baby doctor or swim teacher? These pets aren't gonna style themselves, Hilary Clinton.sacharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08516876049731937485noreply@blogger.com2