is this thing on?

this blog has lost sight of the issues. here are some things we could use:

1. a chicken on stilts



2. balloons with hands that hold kids' hands so that kids wont let go of them so much



3. a TV show called Foster Dogs, about a married (dog) couple who can't conceive, so they adopt a set of twins (dogs) only to find out that the (foster) dogs sneak out at night to kill other dogs.



4. a theme song for the TV show Foster Dogs that goes:

Foster Dogs.... they FIGHT!
Foster Dogs.... at NIGHT!

NIGHT FIGHT NIGHT FRIGHT
FRIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT

Foster Dogs.... they MIGHT!
(Kill you.)
(If you're a dog.)

5. Blood Piñata / new ways to teach kids a lesson