this blog has lost sight of the issues. here are some things we could use:
1. a chicken on stilts
2. balloons with hands that hold kids' hands so that kids wont let go of them so much
3. a TV show called Foster Dogs, about a married (dog) couple who can't conceive, so they adopt a set of twins (dogs) only to find out that the (foster) dogs sneak out at night to kill other dogs.
4. a theme song for the TV show Foster Dogs that goes:
Foster Dogs.... they FIGHT!
Foster Dogs.... at NIGHT!
NIGHT FIGHT NIGHT FRIGHT
FRIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT
Foster Dogs.... they MIGHT!
(If you're a dog.)
5. Blood Piñata / new ways to teach kids a lesson