with friends like these, who needs Michigan

politics, whatever. no one comes here for that (or at all, for anything.) I'm only even doing this to say that if you send five dollars to my webpage, I will personally make you a t-shirt that says I GOT RAPED BY SARAH PALIN AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS BUTTHOLE CANCER and also that I will give your five dollars back if you promise to wear it.

email for details.

act fast, supplies are completely retarded.