~~SPECIAL GOVERNMENT ISSUE~~
WEAPONRY THEY SHOULD INVENT

So now that the lid's been blown off of gay bombs, it's about time that military science get to work developing some more secret technologies. My top suggestions:
- a laser beam that makes you retarded
- an awesome gun that shoots leprosy bullets
- eyeliner soy bombs that turn you into a vegan
and... - nuclear weapons that turn your dick into a vagina
TAX DOLLARS!

