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Jordan Catalano flavored gum

W.E.B. DuBlog

it's like-
Day 1: finished writing The Souls of Black Folk. I think this one's gonna be huge.
Day 2: left Harvard Alumni dinner early to go play cards with Booker T.
Day 3: finally got started on those What Would W.E.B. DuB Do stickers I've been meaning to make. Hah, doo-bee-doo. Awesome.
Day 4: freed the slaves. jk.

an army of fun sun fun in the sun

so Red Delicious was like "tonight we dine IN STEREO" and then Golden Delicious stabbed him 'cause he thinks that that band is total fags-- and if there's one thing Golden Delicious hates, it's being called a fag in front of Granny Smith.

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World War Tea for Two

this is how you got him to take his medicine.

pizza & spa

(this invention is maggie's. I posted it on her behalf because she was too something, or whatever.)

this is where babies come from

Rim^TV
*shown here with optional Grill^Z

-spoiler alert-
if you don't know how this trick works STOP THINKING RIGHT NOW

vampire state building

technically a vegetable, which means I can eat it.

Popcorn Porno

(Like Spaghetti Western. Some obvious differences.)

(Swan is not a vampire- he just works in the dining hall. He is not the one who messed up all the cups.)

LL Cool Bean