pray for mojo

who took the jam out of the narrator's doughnut? seriously, he is so annoyed. anyway, this cements my belief that any time something is about a monkey, it's racist.

RELATED: people who look like moneys

right?

dumb girl

when I was little (awesome childhood alert), I wished really hard upon a star for this thing I called an anything box, which looked like this:



and worked like this:
1. think of something you want
2. push blue button
3. thing appears
4. IMMEDIATELY HIDE ANYTHING BOX FROM PARENTS
5. play with/eat new thing
6. get bored, go back to watching Disney Afternoon

anyway, I completely forgot about this idea until last night when Le Quay and I went to see Into Le Wild and I was like "man, this guy could really use an anything box," and then I was like "ANYTHING BOX!!!" and it all came flooding back.

so yeah, the point I'm trying to make here is that I was going to call this post Into The Child, and then I realized how horrible that is.

have a good weekend, everyone.


UPDATE: INTO THE CHILD LIVES!!1!!1!


in case you can't read that, it says:


DO NOT WANT!
still, have a good weekend.

[daily mail, via j-dog]