PenPlace: A Place for Pens

Teens, B.C.

def mute

a jokes-about-tragedies meter

card^TV
(exclusively airs World Series of Poker and Celebrity Poker Showdown)

hamsters

this is how they met.

walk^TV
(this is not a good idea.)

GCat

ice-nine

a version of the B.I.G song Notorious that uses the name Soterios instead, and puts Carl Kasell where Puff Daddy should be.

my kitchen, replaced enhanced by lasers.

1. LAZR whisk
2. LAZR masher
3. LAZR egg slicer
4. LAZR ice cream scoop
5. LAZR peeler
6. LAZR pizza wheel
7. LAZR apple corer
8. LAZR cheese slicer

this is a private joke about cardboard boxes and a board meeting.

(you deserve better?)

cruciFUNxion!

facts machine
(seen here in its natural habitat, an office)

(my sister invented this in her brain, and then I invented it on my computer.)

the easiest way to make a bomb is by putting bullets in the toaster.