pause

A Round of Applause with Travis and Andrew really is the best thing you could be listening to right now.

happy new year, or whatever.

DATA

This is a phonecard.

A phonecard is about making phonecalls.

A phonecard is about making phonecalls, and this phonecard is also about making mistakes.

The biggest/only making a phonecall mistake you can make is dialing the wrong number.

HYPOTHESIS

This is the phonecard you use when you accidentally call the wrong person.

EXPERIMENT

In order for this to work, you have to have known you were calling the wrong person ahead of time and gone through with it anyway.

CONCLUSION

you're an idiot.

you're a time traveler.

REPORT

Ooops, I solved time travel and it only cost me two dollars.

NOTES

Don't forget to put my scientific method on your Best of 2008 lists, everyone.

pizzaphone. orders itself.

if it's not taken already, I think this should be the emoticon for "can't right now... busy giving head."

this is how they met.

GCat

donovan phone