Showing posts with label pick-up lines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pick-up lines. Show all posts

Friday, September 26

weather report

rain forever with a chance that it will keep raining after the first rain never stops.



this is like the time that guy said "I'm no weather man, but I'd say you're gettin' ten inches tonight..." to that girl.



because I'm also not a weatherman.

Thursday, September 20

young men in suits

they looked like this:


and said this:
Gross #1: I know... I mean, I keep it real.
Gross #2: You do. You keep it totally real, and that's what I like about you.

I couldn't hear the rest of what they said from underneath the car I ran in front of, but it was probably pretty real.

Thursday, April 19


this is how they met.