what wouldn't jesus jam without?
As a musician, I am always on the lookout for the next hot thing in a website that makes no sense about a product that is hilarious.
VAM!
Everybody VAM!
VAM stands for Vocal Acoustic Monitor!
VAM!
VAM is eating my face!
Since it's immediately apparent what this is, I barely need to explain to you that 
. But you probably have a couple of other questions like I don't have a VAM yet, so what should I do in the mean time until I buy a VAM in each of the available colors??
Do you VAM what I VAM?
Oh yes, cupping the ear. Classic. Aren't there problems with this technique though, because I can't think of any but I really want to buy a VAM! right now anyway.
Totally. If only there were a way that I could tape the thing you play jai alai with to a microphone and hold it up to my face while I sing so that I wouldn't look so ridiculous all the time. 
I learned how to give VAM in prison.
Re: "what do you know," my answer is that you literally just forgot to say "no homo" like five or six times, and that nothing about any of this is real.
VAM!
Hello, operator? My wig is broken. VAM!
UNCLE VAM WANTS YOU!
Don't leave me hangin, Cancelmo. Tell me where to get one right now.
Great. So I'm pretty much convinced, but I just wanna make sure this is right for me, so like, what kind of musician is the VAM! perfect for? 
Fat Steven Tyler's like "WHAT THE VAM!??!?!?"
COME VAM WITH US.
"Pancake. Uh huh, P-A-N-C... yes, like a pancake.
What do you mean this isn't a phone?"
This tool is not a piece of shit.
VAM!
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