someone should invent a way for the 24th and 25th street exits of the uptown C/E station to not be constantly blanketed by used condoms and human feces.

just sayin.

my kitchen, replaced enhanced by lasers.

1. LAZR whisk
2. LAZR masher
3. LAZR egg slicer
4. LAZR ice cream scoop
5. LAZR peeler
6. LAZR pizza wheel
7. LAZR apple corer
8. LAZR cheese slicer

(my sister invented this in her brain, and then I invented it on my computer.)