family matters

BOSTON, Oct. 2 (UPI) -- A dog eating a watermelon helped cause a Boston man to repeatedly stab himself to prove to his brother he wasn't afraid of pain, police say.

A police report said the two unidentified brothers got into an argument this week after a dog belonging to one of the men consumed a watermelon owned by his brother, the Boston Herald said Thursday.

Tuesday's argument over the missing watermelon escalated into a shouting match between the siblings that allegedly caused one brother to repeatedly stab himself in order to show he didn't care if he got hurt, police say.

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seriously though, GO SOX!

come to this party

remember friends, a verbal agreement is legally binding and so many of you have already said yes.

is this thing on?

this blog has lost sight of the issues. here are some things we could use:

1. a chicken on stilts



2. balloons with hands that hold kids' hands so that kids wont let go of them so much



3. a TV show called Foster Dogs, about a married (dog) couple who can't conceive, so they adopt a set of twins (dogs) only to find out that the (foster) dogs sneak out at night to kill other dogs.



4. a theme song for the TV show Foster Dogs that goes:

Foster Dogs.... they FIGHT!
Foster Dogs.... at NIGHT!

NIGHT FIGHT NIGHT FRIGHT
FRIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT

Foster Dogs.... they MIGHT!
(Kill you.)
(If you're a dog.)

5. Blood Piñata / new ways to teach kids a lesson

this is a business I'm thinking about starting.