Showing posts with label multiplication. Show all posts
Showing posts with label multiplication. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 6

re: fanmail

here's my deal:

  • I stopped being fun
  • seasons 1-4 of The Wire
  • these shoes I bought for twelve dollars:



here's her deal:
  • Lakshmi Tatma is joined at the pelvis to what is, in effect, a headless, undeveloped twin.
  • !!!
  • this picture:


  • and also this picture:



deal or no deal:
  • Brazilian Supermodel Gisele Bündchen is refusing to accept payment in US dollars while the currency remains so weak.
  • that time Linda Evangelista said, "we don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
  • this picture:



in conclusion, sorry that this thing sucks now. I'll try harder or whatever. that girl has four legs.

Thursday, August 16

powers of ten

(if you've never seen Powers of Ten, go here.)
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At first, you might think that I'm looking at porn...



but I'm really looking at stills from the movie Drumline...



as they appear on Mitt Romney's MySpace page...



which I'm looking at in the Apple Store...



the Apple Store that's part of a roller coaster...



on the island that I own...



the island that I own in the middle of an ocean...



that I got them to build for me, on Mars...



which is somewhere in the solar system...



as it appears on on Wikipedia...



which is so easy, even old people can use it.

Wednesday, March 14


this is where babies come from