tin foil hat

true fact number one about me: some most of my passwords are X-Files character names then some relevant number (duanebarry2X05 if you think you can write this newsletter better than I can.)

true fact about me number two: last night, when I heard a low rumble followed by a mid-to-high pitched whine from above, for a minute I thought with my real, working brain that it might be an invasion, before realizing that the people upstairs were just vacuuming.

related: this and this is what Saturn sounds like. you have to click through to listen because I didn't want to hotlink* audio from NASA.

in other news: congratulations, you're still in the running to maybe die a horrible firey death thousands of lightyears away from home.



1. I think it's called 2008 Space Korea.
2. I could watch those suits swim down from the rafters all day.

meanwhile, on equally important American reality TV:




anyway: this is how you make a thoughtscreen hat, and below is a treasure map to joining my cult.



as G.F. Wilson put it, "in space, no one can hear you scream."

(*hotlinking is like spacedocking, but for websites.)

Facts about Inner Outer Space:
-it exists within every one of us, somewhere between the inner child and the inner demons
-it is how we got to the moon, unleashed the MARS rover
-it is why we say reach for the stars even though wtf, right?
-it is why we all I saw the movie Alien VS Predator
-it is the one thing that will ultimately fix mankind when the aliens arrive, cold and emotionless as the space-metal on their flying cars, wearing t-shirts that say My only inner Earth is the one I killed and ate... ZORG!, shouting with an incurable bloodlust: Hey Earthlings- R U READY 2 GET FUCT?!??!, pounding beer after beer, and killing us all as we try to explain that our love and understanding is as vast and endless as the tiny universe inside us all.