hot dog machine

this does what a blender does, but to hotdogs.




he can't wait to try it, it looks so good!

less than three

OhMyGuys, you guys, I met a guy!

he's sooooo funny!


and totally laid back!


he volunteers as a ghost in a hospital!


and is great with children.


we're into all the same things!


active lifestyle!


we'll probably be together forever.

UPDATE: his head made out of fruit went bad after a week.

this one goes out to the one I left. behind.

it's safe to say that Cat has seen better days. according to Roomate, Inc. he walked backwards for ten minutes trying to get out of that thing. poor guy. keep him in your prayers. anyway, this one's for Cat, to let him know that it could be worse.

ways it could be worse:


knife collar [dangerous] / [sharp]


clown collar [scary]


horse collar [stampede] / [risk of stampede]


fish collar [contains fatally high levels of mercury, which you don't understand because you're a cat, so you go ahead and eat your way out of this because you are a cat and it is fish that is tied to your face.] / [scary]

GET WELL SOON !!11!!1!!!1!