I am a boring human.

Max: you up to anything tonight?
me: oh man... my actual answer that I was going to write because it's true is that I was going to make a bean salad, but I don't think I'm going to anymore because I got a big salad for lunch.
me: so no, I don't think so.

therefore, in conclusion, if you want a shot at relating to me, take out all of your cool parts, cover them with garbage, and then throw them in the garbage.

also, a salad.

kick me.