Friday, September 26

weather report

rain forever with a chance that it will keep raining after the first rain never stops.



this is like the time that guy said "I'm no weather man, but I'd say you're gettin' ten inches tonight..." to that girl.



because I'm also not a weatherman.

Tuesday, September 23

concert review

The show took place, in a place where shows are held. It was good, except for the second half, and some of the first half. After the show ended everyone left, but they didn't all go to the same place, which is fine because not everyone showed up together or knew each other. I am guessing some of them went home, and probably others went to a bar, or to meet up with friends. I think I saw a couple hailing a cab out front, but there is no way to know where they went after that. One thing I do know, though, is that the show cost ten dollars and that most people paid to get in. –SCM

[look for this review in a local paper very soon]

Wednesday, September 17

hot dog machine


this does what a blender does, but to hotdogs.




he can't wait to try it, it looks so good!

Monday, July 28

pause

A Round of Applause with Travis and Andrew really is the best thing you could be listening to right now.

Monday, May 19

if a blog posts in the forest, but nobody reads it...

Come to this party!



The entire cast of the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake will be there!



So yeah, Michael from The Wire will be there and he's bringing Aunt Becky. I think Michael plays Brendon in the remake, but an adopted Brendon with behavioral problems. One of those problems is how good he is at killing people. Another problem is that they're remaking 90210.



You look good, girl. Come to this party.

Friday, April 11

come to this party



remember friends, a verbal agreement is legally binding and so many of you have already said yes.

Tuesday, March 11

(w)rap it up, nerd

I found my old video diary, everyone:


Oh man, I forgot all about Judy. What a doorknob! "Clout" was such a funny nickname we had for AIDS back then. I wonder what ever happened to that tie and all of my old dance moves and street friends...

Thursday, March 6

just because