Monday, May 19

if a blog posts in the forest, but nobody reads it...

Come to this party!



The entire cast of the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake will be there!



So yeah, Michael from The Wire will be there and he's bringing Aunt Becky. I think Michael plays Brendon in the remake, but an adopted Brendon with behavioral problems. One of those problems is how good he is at killing people. Another problem is that they're remaking 90210.



You look good, girl. Come to this party.

Friday, April 11

come to this party



remember friends, a verbal agreement is legally binding and so many of you have already said yes.

Tuesday, March 11

(w)rap it up, nerd

I found my old video diary, everyone:


Oh man, I forgot all about Judy. What a doorknob! "Clout" was such a funny nickname we had for AIDS back then. I wonder what ever happened to that tie and all of my old dance moves and street friends...

Thursday, March 6

just because

Friday, February 22

skanks, but no skanks

SkaSpace.com is a place where you can
which is great, and was missing for so long.

Wait. You really did just say "Am I Ska Or Not" right?

Okay, good.


Mixing stripes and checkers is SO first wave, sk00b!


Sammy Soska is killin it in the Dr. Seuss hat!!1!!1!


YOU ARE WEARING A SLIPKNOT SHIRT, SKA!


His mohawk is painted on the wall which is SKA CENTRAL STATION!


"This guy is making us all look bad." -the other guy


"So am I." -him


Anyway, I wanted to make fun of this, but then I realized that if someone made a social network just for me, that came with it's own version of Hot or Not, it would look like this:










Oh, and I'd like to thank my boyfriend for being every single person in every one of these pictures.

Have a good vampire weekend, y'all.

SKA!

Thursday, February 21

fat man to mars



this is amazing.

you really did it this time.

Monday, February 18

the day in pictures

this is me, you guys:


I'm at work. I'm at work today, and I'm making this face about it:


and this is you, celebrating president's day:


dad's so proud of you on your day off:


meanwhile, I'm still like:


...


PUT THE FOOD IN HERE MOM, I'M NOT FAT ENOUGH YET.

Friday, February 15

guten tag


yes. the answer is yes.

Monday, February 11