Tuesday, June 12

~~SPECIAL GOVERNMENT ISSUE~~
WEAPONRY THEY SHOULD INVENT



So now that the lid's been blown off of gay bombs, it's about time that military science get to work developing some more secret technologies. My top suggestions:

  • a laser beam that makes you retarded
  • an awesome gun that shoots leprosy bullets
  • eyeliner soy bombs that turn you into a vegan

    and...

  • nuclear weapons that turn your dick into a vagina

TAX DOLLARS!

3 comments:

Gouverneur said...

What about a bomb that puts blown up people back together? A bmoB, if you will?

Gouverneur said...

Also, a lazer that makes you retarded is brilliant.

sachar said...

I like the way you spell lazer... wanna chat?

oh wait, I'm talking to you right now in another window.

internets!