~~SPECIAL GOVERNMENT ISSUE~~
WEAPONRY THEY SHOULD INVENT
So now that the lid's been blown off of gay bombs, it's about time that military science get to work developing some more secret technologies. My top suggestions:
- a laser beam that makes you retarded
- an awesome gun that shoots leprosy bullets
- eyeliner soy bombs that turn you into a vegan
and... - nuclear weapons that turn your dick into a vagina
TAX DOLLARS!
3 comments:
What about a bomb that puts blown up people back together? A bmoB, if you will?
Also, a lazer that makes you retarded is brilliant.
I like the way you spell lazer... wanna chat?
oh wait, I'm talking to you right now in another window.
internets!
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