what did one gurrrl say to the other gurrrl?

I was over at the website of the office of the bronx borough president doing some research for a joke I wanted to make about the pope's upcoming Yankee Stadium mass (which, by the way, was going to include the killer line: ay, I'm prayin' here! seriously, I'm a writer, everyone.)

instead, I'm gonna go ahead and let this car drive itself:



plus, I'm definitely going to come back in April and make the pope joke, so please fuggedaboutit until then. did I mention I'm a writer now?