mad men
congratulations, you're married to niles leonard.
Friday, January 2
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Sunday, November 16
Friday, October 17
dressing up
it's time for more pro-tips from gabe and max!
science doesn't even know how they stay so cool while looking so hot, and science knows EVERYTHING.
[ this video is brought to you by the online part of Details Magazine. ]
Thursday, October 16
Tuesday, October 7
pray for mojo
who took the jam out of the narrator's doughnut? seriously, he is so annoyed. anyway, this cements my belief that any time something is about a monkey, it's racist.
RELATED: people who look like moneys
right?
family matters
BOSTON, Oct. 2 (UPI) -- A dog eating a watermelon helped cause a Boston man to repeatedly stab himself to prove to his brother he wasn't afraid of pain, police say.
A police report said the two unidentified brothers got into an argument this week after a dog belonging to one of the men consumed a watermelon owned by his brother, the Boston Herald said Thursday.
Tuesday's argument over the missing watermelon escalated into a shouting match between the siblings that allegedly caused one brother to repeatedly stab himself in order to show he didn't care if he got hurt, police say.
RELATED:
seriously though, GO SOX!
Friday, October 3
SMART.
this guy used craigslist to Thomas Crown Affair a Bank of America!!1!
his getaway car was an innertube! he floated down Freedom Creek in an innertube with all of the money, and nobody stopped him.
"so then we're like, 'hmmm...'"
all of the awards. everyone involved with this, every award.
with friends like these, who needs Michigan
politics, whatever. no one comes here for that (or at all, for anything.) I'm only even doing this to say that if you send five dollars to my webpage, I will personally make you a t-shirt that says I GOT RAPED BY SARAH PALIN AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS BUTTHOLE CANCER and also that I will give your five dollars back if you promise to wear it.
email for details.
act fast, supplies are completely retarded.
Wednesday, October 1
colonel panic
get it?
we're married.
that is a picture of my husband, taken right after he broke my other computer a few days ago by shooting the inside of it with guns.
Friday, September 26
weather report
rain forever with a chance that it will keep raining after the first rain never stops.
this is like the time that guy said "I'm no weather man, but I'd say you're gettin' ten inches tonight..." to that girl.
because I'm also not a weatherman.
Tuesday, September 23
concert review
The show took place, in a place where shows are held. It was good, except for the second half, and some of the first half. After the show ended everyone left, but they didn't all go to the same place, which is fine because not everyone showed up together or knew each other. I am guessing some of them went home, and probably others went to a bar, or to meet up with friends. I think I saw a couple hailing a cab out front, but there is no way to know where they went after that. One thing I do know, though, is that the show cost ten dollars and that most people paid to get in. –SCM
[look for this review in a local paper very soon]
Wednesday, September 17
hot dog machine
this does what a blender does, but to hotdogs.
he can't wait to try it, it looks so good!
Monday, July 28
pause
A Round of Applause with Travis and Andrew really is the best thing you could be listening to right now.
Monday, June 23
Monday, May 19
if a blog posts in the forest, but nobody reads it...
Come to this party!
The entire cast of the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake will be there!
So yeah, Michael from The Wire will be there and he's bringing Aunt Becky. I think Michael plays Brendon in the remake, but an adopted Brendon with behavioral problems. One of those problems is how good he is at killing people. Another problem is that they're remaking 90210.
You look good, girl. Come to this party.
Friday, April 11
come to this party
remember friends, a verbal agreement is legally binding and so many of you have already said yes.
Tuesday, March 11
(w)rap it up, nerd
I found my old video diary, everyone:
Oh man, I forgot all about Judy. What a doorknob! "Clout" was such a funny nickname we had for AIDS back then. I wonder what ever happened to that tie and all of my old dance moves and street friends...
Friday, March 7
Thursday, March 6
Friday, February 22
skanks, but no skanks
SkaSpace.com is a place where you can 
which is great, and was missing for so long.
Wait. You really did just say "Am I Ska Or Not" right?
Okay, good.
Mixing stripes and checkers is SO first wave, sk00b!
Sammy Soska is killin it in the Dr. Seuss hat!!1!!1!
YOU ARE WEARING A SLIPKNOT SHIRT, SKA!
His mohawk is painted on the wall which is SKA CENTRAL STATION!
"This guy is making us all look bad." -the other guy
"So am I." -him
Anyway, I wanted to make fun of this, but then I realized that if someone made a social network just for me, that came with it's own version of Hot or Not, it would look like this:
Oh, and I'd like to thank my boyfriend for being every single person in every one of these pictures.
Have a good vampire weekend, y'all.
SKA!
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